How to to eat elephant when you are tired of elephant?

Well, it starts like this.....like any proverbial elephant that is placed in your way you usually have to start with one bite at a time. This can be okay until you are full or bored with the current menu. Life can sometimes hand you an elephant so big you have to become more creative in how you prepare and consume it. Take for instance today..... today was a day when life handed me an enormous portion of blubber, elephant blubbber with thick, chewy, gray unpalatable skin.
blubber, blubber, blubber. No tears, just full on 4 year old blubber. Complete with screaming, I wanted to scram and scream. Hmmm and what does that mean? My cute little 4 year old had a full hour long tantrum, for all to see and hear, that piece of blubber definately got my blood pressure up, ulcers flaring and some others things as well. Elephant fat does not go down well without seasoning or toys....apparently. The best thing is to put this type of elephant flesh into a room of its own, until it becomes soft, sweet and more temperate, while you go off and do something else.....like eat chocolate and blog or take a deep breath and wait it out.